A woman walked into a sex shop to buy a vibrator. she asked the man at the counter, "where are the vibrators?"he said, "follow me, come this way" by waggling with his finger.she responded, "if i could come this way, why would i need a vibrator, you idiot ?"
In my dream god asked me to choose between u & my smile, i chose u bcoz without u, i don't know how to smile. so be with me always, if u want me to smile.
God created the world in six days, but took him centuries to come up with someone... as hot... as sexy... as fuckable... as you!
Sex is fun. sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just 4 fun or getting paid, everyone loves getting laid, so if u want me in the sack, just lick ur lips & text me back.
A smile to put you on a high... a kiss to set your soul all right... would it be all right if i spent tonight being loved by you???